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I put this picture here
because I like it.

Bessie The Cow

This is actually my baby picture.

My DNA has been selected to restock the world!

I get to do it with Richard Simmons!

Plug-in underpants are the future!

Houston... I think I can make it back with my own gas-fired jet pack.

Damn off-shore drilling
ruins my day!

Let's all spank
each other!

Can you super-impose the 747 jet on the monkey's ass...
I mean screen... por favor?  

This woman ate scissors for lunch because they were tasty.

This was found in
Donald Trump's boxers.

"Will that be for here,
or to go?"

- Rita Redwick -

Home Sweet Home

My daily quote... "Don't pass up an opportunity to flip someone off."